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08/02/2010

Ive got this from my mother, I guess she thinks I am doing too many things at the same time and getting into things too much…Anyway I like it!!

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While  Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude will  get you there, it’s the  Bullshit  and Ass kissing  that will put you over the top.

“REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM

My first day as a beginner in the Blogg world, and so many have been here to read already.

For the ones that are interested I will put up “Grooming” were you can read about how I am grooming and clipping my poodles for the shows and also as a normal pet.

Today I have been with my 3 males, Thomas, Diego, Rocky and the female Kira to do Skin Biopsy for SA test. It will take about 1-2 weeks before the results will be back.

Tomorrow I will go for a check up regarding the baby, he can arrive any day now. Wonder what kind of person that will arrive to the world? Peter and I are joking about him having a curly ginger hair!!!! I hope he will be like his father that needs to sleep. I dont need so much sleep neither does Oscar my other son 9 years old.

A Design program from Sweden is on “Design Simon & Thomas” I wish they could come here and design my Doghouse! I want it to be more Posh, but how on earth! Its not easy when you dont have the right ideas.. I am more a practical person, things have to be easy and smooth. Maybe they will be here one day who knows???

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